I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week