Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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