Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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