The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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