Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.