I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
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...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.