Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Just pee around me
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.