Im at strip club and am horny
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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