Someone shit on the floor
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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