Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Can I color on your dick again?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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