Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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