how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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