Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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