thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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