And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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