suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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