why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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