does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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