If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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