i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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