But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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