I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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