Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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