you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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