I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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