Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.