god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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