So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?