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• (925): View more from California

  we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.

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  welcome to the club.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something

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• (631): View more from New York

  We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.

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