so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'