i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I wish you could order shots online.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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