hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize
