I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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