Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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