i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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