he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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