Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Your tits are I can't wait for
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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