What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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