I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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