I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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