They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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