Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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