3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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