I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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