Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
high people should be assigned attendants
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
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