i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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