East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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