Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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