Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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