That's when you crack a 10am beer
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
We got so high we made milksteak
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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