I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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