I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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