Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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