I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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