I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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